hubby/studmuffin: Welcome to So You Think You Can Poop! I'll be your judge today... show me what you've got...
Infant: WAAAAAHHH!!!!
hubby/studmuffin: That's it?! That's all you've got?! I've seen better poop from hamsters! Where's the PASSION?!
Infant: WAAAAAHHH!!!!
hubby/studmuffin: Please leave the auditorium
Infant: WAAAAAHHH!!!! WAAAAAHHH!!!!
hubby/studmuffin: You know we're going to have to bleep all that out... bleeping bleepity bleep judges wouldn't know good poop if it bit them on the bleep!
Infant: Waah...
hubby/studmuffin: Come back next year.
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