Dear comment spammer, THANK YOU!

No, not because I really needed a new source for underground viagra, or to 'make many moneys on the web', but for the laugh. I needed it...
I'd enabled anonymous comments on this blog, mainly because I hate having to log in elsewhere to comment, so I went all 'do unto others'. Until recently I'd not been on the receiving end of comment spam, in fact, I was unaware such a thing existed, but I guess my blog has been around just long enough to get spidered by the spambots, and my has my comment traffic gone up!
I haven't had 2 seconds to rub together, much less the 30+ minutes needed to post, but there's a difference between a lull in posting, and letting your blog totally go to seed. Not pretty wildflower seed, kudzu seed. THAT you FIND time to stop so I finally got in here today to do some clean up.
In the comment purge the vast majority were total wastes of vowels - but this gem stood out from the rest for it's sheer ee cummings artistry. I've been collecting spam emails for a while for the eloquence of their randomness. And for giggles. But this tops them all - If this isn't poetry, I don't know what is....
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present "The Ulysses of His System" - enjoy the poetic artistry:



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the systems of
the compulsory setup d a t a b a s e .

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information to adopt the number belts,
deformed - with the slot for both

the gun

and

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but were a story, since
biological equipment of the references built a special stage

of the crime

and vast gauge of the projected car
(unless the grass was offset with limits from the flexibility. )

used cars
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(when they show)
can affect concentration
and single automakers
and measure our car
and sensor of the lake.

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and the bush dust's barre for 2003 administration of iraq
and the iraq war.
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of the trench tires
has an hybrid auto of material.

Jasper is running. . .where?
the available bleeding gums, murphy decides, nearly.

As level students pulled
the ulysses of his system,
Monoxide, they found - a applied corresponding drawback.

-SPAMART #3


(All the original artists words and spelling were retained intact - spacing and some punctuation contributed by me)